1:hello, this is Ke Jing, is that ChuiXue XiMen?
2:yes, what's up
3:We want to kill the King Qin, can you help us?
4:If you help us ,we will give you a brilliant girlfriend.
5:And if you want a boyfriend, that's totally ok.
6:We can also find you a people with two different sex.
2:Um, that's attarctive.
1:But we have to kill the King Qin first.
2:that's easy ,you just have to use a map and a knife. Wrapping the map around the knife and then when you give the map to the King Qin, you can just kill him eaisly.
3:brillient idea, that's cool, but how can you promise that the King Qin will be killed.
4:Oh, maybe I can help Ke Jing with that, cause i was good at using knife.
5:Then why don't you just come and kill the King Qin?
6:He's afraid of death.
1:...That's ok, I wil do it.
three days later.......
23456 stand in front of Ke Jing's tomb.
3: Tell me, ChuiXue XiMen, how could Ke died?
2:I don't know actually.
4:I know the reason.
5:what?
4:Because........
6:because of what, just say it as quickly as possible, I can't even wait here, it's getting colder and colder.
4:Because....Ke's kongfu is not as well as ChuiXue XiMen's and mine.
2:......am I have to say thank you?
4:you are welcome.
3:.....
5:.....
6:.....
呵呵，要搞笑么。。。瞎编的－ －