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用英语写一个笑话顺便翻译

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "

Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first

question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The

next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he

found t he blackboard daubed. He was ver y angry and

asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob,

"Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."

一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说:"明天上午,如

果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的 问题,我就

准许他或她最先回家。"第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑

板被涂得乱七八糟,他非常生气的问:"谁涂的?请站起

来!"鲍勃说:"先生,是我,现在我可以回家了,再见!"