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十个小黑人

电影里的十个人是按这个顺序死的

十个小黑人出外用膳;

一个噎死还剩九个。

九个小黑人熬夜到很晚;

一个睡过头还剩八个。

八个小黑人在到丹文游玩;

一个说要留在那儿还剩七个。

七个小黑人在砍柴;

一个把自己砍成两半还剩六个。

六个小黑人玩蜂窝;

一只黄蜂叮住一个还剩五个。

五个小黑人进入法院;

一个被留下还剩四个。

四个小黑人到海边;

一条红鲱鱼吞下一个还剩三个。

三个小黑人走进动物园里;

一只大熊抓走一个还剩两个。

两个小黑人坐在太阳下;

一个热死只剩一个。

一个小黑人觉得好寂寞;

他上吊后一个也不剩。

Ten little nigger boys went out to dine

Ten little nigger boys went out to dine;

One choked his little self, and then there were nine.

Nine little nigger boys sat up very late;

One overslept himself, and then there were eight.

Eight little nigger boys travelling in Devon;

One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven.

Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks;

One chopped himself in half, and then there were six.

Six little nigger boys playing with a hive;

A bumble-bee stung one, and then there were five.

Five little nigger boys going in for law;

One got in chancery, and then there were four.

Four little nigger boys going out to sea;

A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three.

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