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求一篇英语笑话,长度一两分钟,初中水平,最快的加分!!!!!!

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. Don?t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She?s only bringing people babies and making them happy.

The next night, it?s father?s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he?s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.

A few days later, the stork?s parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he?s been all night.

The baby stork says, Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!

两个鹳巢坐在父亲鹳和白鹳宝宝。婴儿鹳在哭泣,哭和父亲鹳正试图让他平静。不要担心,儿子。你妈妈会回来的。她只有把人民的婴儿,使他们高兴。

第二天晚上,这是父亲的回合来完成这项工作。母亲和儿子坐在巢中,婴儿鹳在哭,妈妈说儿子,笑话的中国语会是你的父亲尽快,但现在他带来欢乐,新妈妈们和爸爸。

几天后,白鹳的父母感到绝望:他们的儿子是从巢整夜缺席!黎明前不久,他返回和家长问他,他一直都晚。

宝宝鹳说,无处。刚出来的大学生,吓唬地狱!