1.A. Do you know how to spell pig? 你知道怎么拼写pig吗？
B.yes, it's p-i-g . 是的，是p-i-g。
A.no, it's p-u-g.It's u, no I .
B.no, it's I.
A.yes, it's u .
B.no, it's I
A. hey man, i say you, and you say i.
这个英语笑话 重点是在 中间的子母.其实这是个玩弄人的笑话 你叫他拼pig.然后说 it's U (you). 然后他一般性D人会说 it's I.这摆明说他就是猪吗.
2.Who Is the Laziest? 谁是最懒的人？
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
嗯，汤姆，我今天问你的老师了，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁是最懒的人啊？
Tom: I don't know, father.
我不知道，爸爸。
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
哦，你知道的。当其他女孩们男孩们做啊，写啊的时候，是谁只是坐在班里看其他人学习啊？
Tom: Our teacher, father. 是我们的老师，爸爸。
3.,Two birls 2只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师：这里有2只鸟，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀。现在谁能告诉我们哪个是哪个？
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我不能认出来，但是我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：那请告诉我们。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子在麻雀的旁边，麻雀在燕子的旁边。
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