A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket
and asked her, “You know, I've lost my wife here in
the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few
minutes?” The woman asked him, “Why?” “Oh,
you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”
巧施妙计
在超市里，有位男士走向一位美丽的女子，问她说：
「我在超市和我太太走散了，你能和我聊天几分钟吗？」
这位女子问道：「为什么呢？」「喔，因为每次我和
美女讲话时，我太太就会出其不意冒出来！」
Mother Knows the Best
It was a couple's wedding night, and the bride got
all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and
began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour,
an hour and a half and then two hours passed by,
and her groom was still standing next to the
bedroom window, looking at the moon and stars.
So she couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Honey,
what's the problem? Come to bed with me." But
the groom said, "No way." And the bride said,
"Why is that? It's our wedding night." And he
replied, "Precisely. My mother told me that this
would be the most beautiful night of my whole
life, so I don't want to miss a minute of it."
谨遵母训
新婚之夜，新娘穿上美丽的睡袍，在床上等候新郎。
但是，半个小时、一个小时、一个半小时、两个小时
都过去了，新郎始终站在窗户旁，看着天上的月亮
和星星。这时，新娘再也忍不住了，问道：「亲爱的，
怎么了？过来床上陪我啊！」但是新郎回答：
「不行！」新娘就问他：「为什么？今晚是我们的
新婚之夜啊！」新郎回答：「没错！我妈妈告诉我，
今晚将是我一生中最美的夜晚，
所以一分一秒我都不想错过！」