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求:英语值日报告

hello,everyone, i am on duty today .i would like to share a funny joke with you,hope you like it,and have a nice day!

A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval(不满) from his mother. A friend gave him advice(建议).

“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to(一定会) like her.

So the young man searched and searched(寻找), and finally found the girl.He told his friend:

“Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her”

“So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”

“Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

呵呵,看到值日生报告,想起我的初中生活。我总是讲笑话。一大早让大家开心,一天都会很快乐吧。