One day a americans, Japanese and a native XiSan with warm, suddenly, American arm rang, the American people click the arm, the sound of the bell, and stopped, the American people are very satisfiedly say: "this is our new technology in the arm, as long as the transplant a chip, it can be as B.B.C all machine."
After a while, the Japanese palm rang, the Japanese took the palm in the ears, the loud gurgling up, other people, but also by surprise, the Japanese satisfiedly say: "this is our latest technology, in the palm, implants, palm can when their cell phone."
Aboriginal felt inferior to silence go to the toilet, after a while, he came back, because wipe clean, bottom inside still clip half of toilet paper.
American and Japanese people laugh at the native asked, "what is that?"
Native people get a brainwave said: "oh! There is a fax send just......."
一天一个美国人、日本人和一个土著一起洗三温暖，突然间，美国人的手臂响了，美国人按一下手臂，铃声就停了，美国人很得意的说：“这是我们的新科技，只要在手臂里移植一枚芯片，就可以当做 b.b.call 机了。”
过了一会，日本人的手掌也响了，日本人拿起手掌，在耳朵旁咕噜咕噜地说了起来，其它的人，更是惊讶了，日本人得意的说：“这也是我们的最新科技，在手掌里，植入芯片，手掌就可以当手机了。”
土著人很自卑地默默去上厕所，过了一会儿，他回来了，由于没擦干净，屁股里面还夹着半张卫生纸。
美国人和日本人嘲笑着问土人：“那是什么？”
土人灵机一动说：“哦！有个传真刚传过来了。”