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学校下雪笑话

t began to snow. This is the first winter snow.

From a distance, the snow like small Eun-joo, like drizzle point, such as willow flowers, one after another for us to hang spondee the roof snow white curtain, the rise of the snow through the curtain looked sparse, and that high-rise buildings nearby, faint about about, like clouds, the clouds like in years, is particularly good-looking. Occasionally heard "creak" A snow pressure to cut off the branches。

Snow Grains for many small, as the same as white sugar. They wave in the air, and landed not in a hurry, it seems as if reluctant to leave the sky, and some quietly jumped into the collar of pedestrians, the quietly disappeared. Then, a small piece of snow as light as smoke, such as clean as jade, silver, like white, Durian have triumphantly. Just come down from heaven to kiss the earth

翻译:下起雪了。这是入冬以来的第一场雪。

从远处看,白雪像小银珠,像小雨点,像杨柳花,纷纷扬扬为我们挂起白茫茫的天幕雪帘,抬头透过稀疏的雪帘望去,那远处的高楼大厦,隐隐约约,好像在云雾中,宛如在云里,显得特别好看。偶尔会传来“咯吱”一声,积雪把树枝压断了。

一颗颗小小的雪粒,像白砂糖一样。他们在空中飘舞着,并不着急落地,好像舍不得离开天空似的,有的悄悄跳入行人的衣领里,无声无息地消失了。接着,一片片的小雪花像烟一样轻,像玉一样洁,银一样白,飘飘洒洒,纷纷扬扬。从天而降,亲吻着久别的大地

汤姆的借口

Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"

吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"

附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

中国人撞到外国人“I am sorry.”"I am sorry too""I am sorry three""what are you sorry for""I am sorry five"

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?