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愚人节整蛊英语笑话

why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

 答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

 what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

 答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

 when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

 答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

 what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

 答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

 what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

 答:weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)