前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
你有什么事
老外：“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗
前台小姐：“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语,那我在说什么?
老外：“can anybody else speak english?”有没有其他人会说
前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go.”你自己看看,所有的人都在玩,没有人有时间,你可以等,你等,你不等,随你.
老外：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?”上帝,这有人会说英语吗
前台小姐：“ shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫,安静一点,你在这里有什么事
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司讲.
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”头不在,你明天来.
其实这里前台小姐讲的是中文式英语,不翻译也知道啦～
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