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短篇英语笑话..

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Once

two

hunters

went

hunting

in

the

forest.

One

of

them

suddenly

fell

down

by

accident.

He

showed

the

whites

of

his

eyes

and

seemed

to

have

ceased

breathing.

The

other

hunter

soon

took

out

his

mobile

phone

to

call

the

emergency

center

for

help.

The

operator

said

calmly:"First,

you

should

make

sure

that

he

is

already

dead."

Then

the

operator

heard

a

gunshot

from

the

other

end

of

the

phone

and

next

he

heard

the

hunter

asking:"What

should

I

do

next?"

两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”