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能给我一个比较恶搞的英语笑话么?不要太长,三五句话就好。

什么样的是恶搞?

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Jack: Certainly.

Tom: And why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?

杰克:当然应该了。

汤姆:为什么?

杰克:否则他就该跟我借了。

这个怎么样?

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”

这个呢?