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适合初三学生的英语小笑话,要三条,还要有中文翻译哦,最重要的是要搞笑、简短

一、 One evening two young men were walking in the street together. They tried to find a chance to steal something. They clock struck twelve. Most of people went to bed. Quckily they came to a house and it seemd that everyone in the house had fallen asleep. Standing at the front gate, one said in English to other in a low voice,"You wait here.I'll go around to the back door and then get into the house."Suddenly,out of the house ran a dog,barking at them.The two men were very frightened and ran away as fast as they could.Finally,they stopped at a lonely place.The man said breathlessly,"It's too bad. I hadn't expected that the dog could understand English."

一天晚上,两个年轻人在街上走在一起。他们想找个机会偷东西。他们的时钟敲了十二。大多数的人上床。他们来到一家大的,似乎每个人都在家里睡着了。站在门口,一个说英语的人,一个低沉的声音说,“你在这里等。我绕到后门,然后进入房子。”突然,从房子里跑出来一只狗,汪汪叫他们。两人都很害怕,跑了他们一样快。最后,他们停在一个孤独的地方。这人气喘吁吁地说,“这太糟糕了。我没有想到,狗能理解英语。”