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英语笑话:买房子的优缺点

Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点

"This house

" said the real-estate sale *** an

"has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest

I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

 “这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点:往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

 “那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。

"The good thing about it

" said the agent

"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

 “它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”