Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
两个人去猎鹿。第一个人说：“你看见了么？”
"No," the second guy says.
“没有。”第二个人说。
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
“好吧，一只秃鹰刚刚从我们头顶飞过。”第一个人说。
"Oh," says the second guy.
“哦。”
A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
几分钟以后，第一个人说：“你看见了么？”
"See what?" the second guy asks.
“看见什么？”第二个人问。
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."
“你瞎了么？一只大黑熊在山上跑呢，就那儿！”
"Oh."
“哦。”
A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
几分钟后第一个人又说；“你看见了么？”
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"
这个时候，第二个人已经不耐烦了，所以他说；“是的，我看见啦！”
And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
第一个人说；“那你还往上踩？”
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