笑话一：Is he dying?他要死了吗？
A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I;ll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.
一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心。那人哭着说：刚才医生告诉我，在我的余生里都要吃这些药片。
他的朋友很轻松地指出，许多人一辈子每天都要吃药。当然，男人回答说：但是他只给了我十片。
笑话二：It;s not my fault 不是我的错
Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn;t pull the cat;s tail.
Daughter: I;m only holding it, Mom. The cat;s doing the pulling.
妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。
扩展延伸
了解英语笑话的要点：
1.可以多了解英国民俗民风等，了解他们的语言环境；
2.可以结合自身理解，身临其境；
3.词汇量很重要，词汇的多种翻译也很重要。
4.可以试着把中国一些小笑话翻译成英语。