题目：In Fact,The Love Is A Joke
内容：I never forget the thing that happened in the last year.
Betty was my girl friend,and we loved each other deeply（深深地）.But I have left her since last year.
It was April 1st,2011,the world's funniest festival —— April Fool's Day.I was cooking a delicious cake when the door bell rang in the morning.I put down the cake and rushed to open the door quickly.To my surprise,a beautiful girl was standing in front of my house and she was Betty!I felt very happy,and I asked Betty to get into my house.Betty looked around everywhere in my house after she got in.She was very surprised with my house and said:"Dear,your house is the smallest one that I have ever seen!"Then I answered:"Yeah,you are right.My house is very small but lovely.""Okay,I agree with your idea,"She said:"and by the way,this afternoon we will have a party.Beacuse everyone in our class has finished his study work,you know.And we should have a party to celebrate.The great party will be held in our school."“But Betty,I'm so …”I wasn't finished,Betty suddenly said:"You mean that you are too busy to go to the party?Yeah,you needn't go there,none will say something about you.But,dear,"She put her one hand on my shoulder slowly and said:"could you consider（考虑） my feelings（感受）?I will feel lonely if you go with me…"Then she began to cry.I could hardly believe the party was so important to Betty,so I promised her request（要求）.
But I thought it was just a joke from my heart because of April Fool's Day,I didn't leave from my house this afternon.
The next day,I received a message（短信） from Betty,the message content（内容）mainly meant about that how angry Betty was with what I do yesterday.Because yesterday afternoon I hadn't gone to the party,and Betty also said that she wouldn't love me just like before besides these.I was so repentant（后悔的） that I couldn't control myself stop crying after looking over these.
We have said good-bye（分手） to each other since that day,and I have never seen her again.
Maybe you want to ask me why I left Betty?I will tell you that it isn't completely（完全地） my fault（错误）,I have lost my lover（爱人） because of the world's “funniest” festival —— April Fool's Day.I have also hated the day deeply since then.
I just want to say that I'm sorry,and I love you,Betty.
In fact,I know,the love is a joke.
中英意译：
我永远不会忘记去年发生的事。
贝蒂是我的女友，并且我们深爱着彼此。但是自从去年我离开了她。
那天是在2011年4月1日，世界上最有趣的节日——愚人节。早晨，当门铃响起时我正在烹制一块美味的蛋糕。我放下蛋糕并且快速奔向门边。令我感到意外的是，有一位漂亮的女孩正站在我的屋前，并且她是贝蒂！我感到非常高兴，并且让贝蒂进到我的屋子里。贝蒂在她进来之后环视了我屋子的每个地方。她对于我的房子感到很惊讶并且说道：“亲爱的，你的房子是我曾见过的最小的一个！”这时我说：“是的，你说得没错。我的房子是很小，但是很可爱。”“好的，我同意你的观点，”她说：“顺便说一下，今天下午我们将有一个聚会。因为你知道，我们班上的每个人已经完成了他的学业。并且我们应该有一个聚会去庆祝一下。这个重要的聚会将在我们学校举行。”“但是贝蒂，我……”我还没有说完，贝蒂忽然说道：“你意思是你太忙了以至于不能去参加聚会吗？是的，你不必去那里，没有人将会说你什么。但是，亲爱的，”她把她的一只手缓缓放在我的肩上并且说道：“你能考虑我的感受吗？如果没有你和我一起，我将会感到孤独……”此时她开始哭泣。我几乎不能相信这个聚会对于贝蒂来说如此重要，所以我答应了她的要求。
但是我从心中认为它只是一个玩笑，由于愚人节的缘故。这天下午，我没有离开我的房子。
第二天，我收到了一条来自贝蒂的短信，短信的内容主要意思是贝蒂对于我昨天的做法是多么的气愤。因为昨天下午我没有参加聚会，并且除了这些，贝蒂还说她将不会仅仅像从前那样爱我了。看完这些之后，我是如此的懊悔以至于无法控制自己去停止哭泣。
自从那天起，我们已经分手，并且我再也没有见到她了。
或许你想问我，为什么我离开了贝蒂？我将会告诉你这不完全是我的错，因为世界上“最有趣”的节日——愚人节的缘故，我失去了我所爱的人。自从那时起，我也深深地痛恨这一天。
贝蒂，我只是想说对不起，并且我爱你。
事实上，我知道，这爱是只一个玩笑。
（亲，我已经很努力了，打字真的很累哦，绝对原创，“一分耕耘一分收获”，请问您能不能加些分呢？感谢合作^-^）
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