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有没有简单爆笑的英文笑话?最好可以带翻译。

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can’t jump!

任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。

3.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币。

4.

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?

A needle.

针。

5.

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: “What does that mean?”

妻子:那是什么意思?

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

丈夫:开个玩笑!