有趣搞笑的英文句子

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。