A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow
she thought
this crab is really special. I can't let him get away they got married immediately.
The next day she noticed her new hu *** and waking sideways like all the other crabs
and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."
"Oh
honey
" he replied
"I can't drink that much every day.
一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。哇！她想，这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。
第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了？”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”
“哦，宝贝，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”