Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."
两口子带他们的宝贝儿子去看医生，怀疑他老二偏小。医生说这好解决，让他多吃煎饼就行。第二天早上，小孩起来吃早餐，发现桌上放了一大堆煎饼。小孩问都是给我的吗？他妈说“只能吃两个，其余都是给你老爸的。”